when you realise being unlovable is not just a silly funny thing to laugh with your friends about but it actually does mean you will die alone
when you’re unlovable, broke, no one’s first choice ever, have a shit job that you can’t change in the next couple of months, no prospects, no talents whatsoever and you can’t even afford to rent a flat but try to stay positive 🤣
sorry for being cringe i was trying to have a human experience
My most stereotypically white person habit is I really do LOVE saying “looks like we got here at the right time” if a place gets crowded after we’ve been seated
the summer is like well what if it was unbearable outside and you can’t wear any cool jackets. and everyone’s going to tell you that this is the best time of the year. and you’re the crazy one
Jean-Baptiste Oudry (1686–1755), Still Life with Monkey, Fruits, and Flowers (detail)
the im gonna give someone who’s not my type at all a chance to every single person on dating apps is giving me the ick now pipeline
the urge to text everyone who’s ever talked to me “i’m sorry for always being so annoying”
why did we **** to keep driving not once but TWICE and now i can’t listen to it like a normal person

